The Patriots vs. Chuck Norris

Let's just be honest... At this point, the only thing that can stop the New England Patriots from going all the way, is Chuck Norris!

Woohoo!!! Dallas Cowboys will NOT be going to the Super Bowl

All I can say is Thank God for Jessica Simpson, Wade Phillips, and the NY Giants for denying the over-rated Dallas Cowboys to advance in the NFC playoffs this year. Each one of them played just enough of a role to make this happen. Jessica, you and your dad did your job. You temporarily tied on to Romo late in the season. You needed it because your fame status was starting to fall. He wants to be a celebrity more than a quarterback. It was a perfect fit. Now that the season is officially over for the Cowboys, I'm pretty sure your dad will force you to move on to someone more popular.

Wade Phillips. Once again, you decided to mess with the starting line up that got you to the playoffs. Anyone remember the Music City Miracle? Prior to that game, you benched Doug Flutie, a scrappy little quarterback who led the Bills to the playoffs. A few days before their Wild Card game, Phillips benched Flutie for Rob Johnson. We all know how that turned out. This year, you benched Julius Jones for Marion Barber, when Jones was your starting RB all year long. I'm not saying starting Barber was the reason the Cowboys lost, but this is a consistent trend with Phillips. Finally, I have to thank the NY Giants, just for knocking the Cowboys out of contention. I'm not a Giants fan at all, but I was pleased with their work today.

I'm so happy that for the rest of the playoffs, I don't have to see Tony Romo walking up and down the sidelines wearing a baseball hat backwards and sporting that stupid grin that he always has on his face. I hope you enjoyed your vacation to Mexico with Simpson in the middle of the playoffs. Very smart, nice work!